Boy, oh boy. You are a man.

My little boy is turning into a proper man already. He keeps me awake with his growling at night (yes, he doesn't cry when he has tummy pains, he growls!). Eventually he makes loud farts and poos into his nappy. Smelling there right next to me,he finally settles to sleep at five in the morning and wakes up at six to demand to have a drink!

He seems quite polite to his daddy, doesn't moan to him. But boy, does he whinge to me during the day. He should be all settled after a feed but he has to make this one loud cry, just to make me fuss over him.

I do everything for him, he keeps me on my toes, makes me doubt my ability as a good woman (well, good mother) and when I feel like giving up, he flashes me very charming little smile. And I'm absolutely smitten again. Men don't seem to change on the line from cradle to grave.